That the ELECTED might never form to themselves an interest
    separate from the ELECTORS, prudence will point out the
    propriety of having elections often.

    — Thomas Paine, Common Sense, 1776
I am NamelessGenXer and I am already gone.
And don’t you worry: I will be pounding on my congresscritters until they get the job done. They are never going to take away my Freedom From Religion.

I am NamelessGenXer and I am already gone.

And don’t you worry: I will be pounding on my congresscritters until they get the job done. They are never going to take away my Freedom From Religion.

kittybuffalo:

progressivepolitics:

solitarysocialist:

iamasoulofmischief:

so much awesome. 





Haha

The Godlessness Outside makes me so happy, I’m gonna go smoke a joint  PS: don’t tell this fuckwit that Obama’s been Prez for like 1,427 days, OK?

kittybuffalo:

progressivepolitics:

solitarysocialist:

iamasoulofmischief:

so much awesome. 

Haha

The Godlessness Outside makes me so happy, I’m gonna go smoke a joint  PS: don’t tell this fuckwit that Obama’s been Prez for like 1,427 days, OK?

(via theliberaltony)

Have you read about Texas wanting to secede as well? I live in Texas and I can't even mention Obama without getting attacked verbally. The majority of the people here are acting like sore losers.

idontcareimjustinspired

No offense to you personally, it must be disgusting, living among such sub-human filth.   The majority have spoken, and we have a major problem with a bunch of dumb fucking hicks believing the best way to compete in a global economy is to teach our children that the earth is a mere 6,000 years old and Jeebus rode on dinosaurs, rather than teaching them science.  Also have a major problem with the Mormon practice of systematically raping 12 year-old girls, which is 100% condoned by the Texas legislature. This nation would be better off without Texas and it would be quite entertaining to watch the white trash try to recover from the next hurricane without FEMA. My advice to YOU is to GTFO of that shit hole.

whitepeoplemourningromney:

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-louisiana-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/1wrvtngl

Dear Louisiana, GET THE FUCK OUT.
I’m planning on going to the hell that’s reserved for the fun people, so I think FSM will forgive me for laughing at this for 5 solid minutes.

I’m planning on going to the hell that’s reserved for the fun people, so I think FSM will forgive me for laughing at this for 5 solid minutes.

The Romney Concession Song

everybody sing along…

You may think I’m overcome with torment and depression
Symptoms common to the loser of a big election
But not me, you see
I’ve got a secret weapon
That keeps me happy and gay

I’m still rich
Filthy rich
As far as I’m concerned, this election thing
Went off without a hitch
'Cause now I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get
While he has nothin’ but gettin’ blamed
For the U.S. goin’ to H. E. double hockey sticks!
Oh, life’s a bitch
Wait, except it ain’t for me  
'Cause I'm still rich

I never really wanted that low wage “president” job to taint my career
Besides, who on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year?
Now that I’m done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians
My speaking fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won!

This may be the happiest day of my entire life
I promise you I’m definitely not crying inside

Because I’m still…
Rich
Filthy rich
Trust me, my strategy worked perfectly
Didn’t have one single glitch
Shucks, I can go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please
While Obama triple-double checks his pension 
To make sure it isn’t overly Chinese!
Life’s a flippin’ bitch!
Wait, except it ain’t for me cuz I’m still 
Horse-ridin’ company-acquirin’
Income-hidin’ employee-firin’
Luxury-yacht-buyin’
Rich!

Romney was stoic as he talked the president, an aide said, but his wife Ann cried. Running mate Paul Ryan seemed genuinely shocked, the adviser said. Ryan’s wife Janna also was shaken and cried softly. “There’s nothing worse than when you think you’re going to win, and you don’t,” said another adviser. “It was like a sucker punch.

Adviser: Romney “shellshocked” by loss - CBS News (via apsies)

Republicans. Delusional to the bitter end. Do the sane people a favor and stay inside your echo chamber while the smart people run the country.

(via think4yourself)


occupy-my-blog:

A good start:

  • Fix the filibuster
  • Reverse Citizens United
  • Expose ALEC
  • Keep government accountable

ARE YOU IN?

christopherstreet:

They have been at this for 30 years, if you think this is over, guess again.

KOCH BROTHERS PRODUCTS TO BOYCOTT:
Angel Soft toilet paper
Brawny paper towels
Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups
Mardi Gras napkins and towels
Quilted Northern toilet paper
Soft ‘n Gentle toilet paper
Sparkle napkins
Vanity fair napkins
Zee napkins
Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes
Lycra Stainmaster Carpet
Dense Armor Drywall and Decking
ToughArmor Gypsum board
Georgia pacific Plytanium Plywood Flexrock
Densglass sheathing
G/P Industrial plasters (some products used by a lot of crafters)
FibreStrong Rim board
G/P Lam board
Blue Ribbon OSB Rated Sheathing
Blue Ribbon Sub-floor
DryGuard Enhanced OSB
Nautilus Wall Sheathing
COMFOREL® fiberfill
COOLMAX® fabric
CORDURA® fabric
DACRON® fiber
POLYSHIELD® resin
SOLARMAX® fabric
SOMERELLE® bedding products
STAINMASTER® carpet
SUPPLEX® fabric
TACTEL® fiber
TACTESSE® carpet fiber
TERATE® polyols
TERATHANE® polyether glycol
THERMOLITE® fabric P
HENREZ® resin
POLARGUARD® fiber
LYCRA® fiber

christopherstreet:

They have been at this for 30 years, if you think this is over, guess again.

KOCH BROTHERS PRODUCTS TO BOYCOTT:

Angel Soft toilet paper

Brawny paper towels

Dixie plates, bowls, napkins and cups

Mardi Gras napkins and towels

Quilted Northern toilet paper

Soft ‘n Gentle toilet paper

Sparkle napkins

Vanity fair napkins

Zee napkins

Georgia-Pacific paper products and envelopes

Lycra Stainmaster Carpet

Dense Armor Drywall and Decking

ToughArmor Gypsum board

Georgia pacific Plytanium Plywood Flexrock

Densglass sheathing

G/P Industrial plasters (some products used by a lot of crafters)

FibreStrong Rim board

G/P Lam board

Blue Ribbon OSB Rated Sheathing

Blue Ribbon Sub-floor

DryGuard Enhanced OSB

Nautilus Wall Sheathing

COMFOREL® fiberfill

COOLMAX® fabric

CORDURA® fabric

DACRON® fiber

POLYSHIELD® resin

SOLARMAX® fabric

SOMERELLE® bedding products

STAINMASTER® carpet

SUPPLEX® fabric

TACTEL® fiber

TACTESSE® carpet fiber

TERATE® polyols

TERATHANE® polyether glycol

THERMOLITE® fabric P

HENREZ® resin

POLARGUARD® fiber

LYCRA® fiber

I thought witnessing the Great PUMA Tantrum of ‘08 in real time was fun, but it turns out that was just the bagged crudité tray before the grand schadenfreude banquet that is the Colossal Wingnut Bed-Shitting of 2012. Good times!

Betty Cracker | Balloon Juice
Aren’t you glad you never have to see this evil fucking clown again?

Aren’t you glad you never have to see this evil fucking clown again?

genderbitch:

jaydenw:

adultography:

He’s also a koala. OUR PRESIDENT IS A MALE GOD FEARING KOALA.

For those Americans playing at home, the Prime Minister of Australia is a female athiest.

*dead*

Dear Kristen Neel: GET THE FUCK OUT.

genderbitch:

jaydenw:

adultography:

He’s also a koala. OUR PRESIDENT IS A MALE GOD FEARING KOALA.

For those Americans playing at home, the Prime Minister of Australia is a female athiest.

*dead*

Dear Kristen Neel: GET THE FUCK OUT.

(via librariansdoitinthestacks)

nevver:

Front pages

If any putrid republicans are reading this: you really do need to read up on the Schlesinger Cycle.

You will be running against the record of George W. Bush for as long as that hideous nightmare remains in living memory. You’re best bet now is Bristol Palin ~ 2040.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

Schadenfreude
(google it)