“ That the ELECTED might never form to themselves an interest
I am NamelessGenXer and I am already gone.
And don’t you worry: I will be pounding on my congresscritters until they get the job done. They are never going to take away my Freedom From Religion.
Have you read about Texas wanting to secede as well? I live in Texas and I can't even mention Obama without getting attacked verbally. The majority of the people here are acting like sore losers.
No offense to you personally, it must be disgusting, living among such sub-human filth. The majority have spoken, and we have a major problem with a bunch of dumb fucking hicks believing the best way to compete in a global economy is to teach our children that the earth is a mere 6,000 years old and Jeebus rode on dinosaurs, rather than teaching them science. Also have a major problem with the Mormon practice of systematically raping 12 year-old girls, which is 100% condoned by the Texas legislature. This nation would be better off without Texas and it would be quite entertaining to watch the white trash try to recover from the next hurricane without FEMA. My advice to YOU is to GTFO of that shit hole.
I’m planning on going to the hell that’s reserved for the fun people, so I think FSM will forgive me for laughing at this for 5 solid minutes.
The Romney Concession Song
everybody sing along…
You may think I’m overcome with torment and depression
Symptoms common to the loser of a big election
But not me, you see
I’ve got a secret weapon
That keeps me happy and gay
I’m still rich
As far as I’m concerned, this election thing
Went off without a hitch
'Cause now I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get
While he has nothin’ but gettin’ blamed
For the U.S. goin’ to H. E. double hockey sticks!
Oh, life’s a bitch
Wait, except it ain’t for me
'Cause I'm still rich
I never really wanted that low wage “president” job to taint my career
Besides, who on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year?
Now that I’m done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians
My speaking fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won!
This may be the happiest day of my entire life
I promise you I’m definitely not crying inside
Because I’m still…
Trust me, my strategy worked perfectly
Didn’t have one single glitch
Shucks, I can go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please
While Obama triple-double checks his pension
To make sure it isn’t overly Chinese!
Life’s a flippin’ bitch!
Wait, except it ain’t for me cuz I’m still
“Romney was stoic as he talked the president, an aide said, but his wife Ann cried. Running mate Paul Ryan seemed genuinely shocked, the adviser said. Ryan’s wife Janna also was shaken and cried softly. “There’s nothing worse than when you think you’re going to win, and you don’t,” said another adviser. “It was like a sucker punch.”
They have been at this for 30 years, if you think this is over, guess again.
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“I thought witnessing the Great PUMA Tantrum of ‘08 in real time was fun, but it turns out that was just the bagged crudité tray before the grand schadenfreude banquet that is the Colossal Wingnut Bed-Shitting of 2012. Good times!”
Aren’t you glad you never have to see this evil fucking clown again?
If any putrid republicans are reading this: you really do need to read up on the Schlesinger Cycle.
You will be running against the record of George W. Bush for as long as that hideous nightmare remains in living memory. You’re best bet now is Bristol Palin ~ 2040.