I am NamelessGenXer and I am already gone.
And don’t you worry: I will be pounding on my congresscritters until they get the job done. They are never going to take away my Freedom From Religion.
so much awesome.
The Godlessness Outside makes me so happy, I’m gonna go smoke a joint PS: don’t tell this fuckwit that Obama’s been Prez for like 1,427 days, OK?
(Source: livealifethatscompletelyfree, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
idontcareimjustinspired asked: Have you read about Texas wanting to secede as well? I live in Texas and I can't even mention Obama without getting attacked verbally. The majority of the people here are acting like sore losers.
No offense to you personally, it must be disgusting, living among such sub-human filth. The majority have spoken, and we have a major problem with a bunch of dumb fucking hicks believing the best way to compete in a global economy is to teach our children that the earth is a mere 6,000 years old and Jeebus rode on dinosaurs, rather than teaching them science. Also have a major problem with the Mormon practice of systematically raping 12 year-old girls, which is 100% condoned by the Texas legislature. This nation would be better off without Texas and it would be quite entertaining to watch the white trash try to recover from the next hurricane without FEMA. My advice to YOU is to GTFO of that shit hole.
Dear Louisiana, GET THE FUCK OUT.
I’m planning on going to the hell that’s reserved for the fun people, so I think FSM will forgive me for laughing at this for 5 solid minutes.
Romney was stoic as he talked the president, an aide said, but his wife Ann cried. Running mate Paul Ryan seemed genuinely shocked, the adviser said. Ryan’s wife Janna also was shaken and cried softly. “There’s nothing worse than when you think you’re going to win, and you don’t,” said another adviser. “It was like a sucker punch. —
Adviser: Romney “shellshocked” by loss - CBS News (via apsies)
Republicans. Delusional to the bitter end. Do the sane people a favor and stay inside your echo chamber while the smart people run the country.
Here are some specific things you can do to grab our democracy back from big money. The time has come. commoncause.org/whatnow/act.— Robert Reich (@RBReich) November 8, 2012
A good start:
ARE YOU IN?
They have been at this for 30 years, if you think this is over, guess again.
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Dense Armor Drywall and Decking
ToughArmor Gypsum board
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G/P Industrial plasters (some products used by a lot of crafters)
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G/P Lam board
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I thought witnessing the Great PUMA Tantrum of ‘08 in real time was fun, but it turns out that was just the bagged crudité tray before the grand schadenfreude banquet that is the Colossal Wingnut Bed-Shitting of 2012. Good times! — Betty Cracker | Balloon Juice
Aren’t you glad you never have to see this evil fucking clown again?
He’s also a koala. OUR PRESIDENT IS A MALE GOD FEARING KOALA.
For those Americans playing at home, the Prime Minister of Australia is a female athiest.
Dear Kristen Neel: GET THE FUCK OUT.