That the ELECTED might never form to themselves an interest
    separate from the ELECTORS, prudence will point out the
    propriety of having elections often.

    — Thomas Paine, Common Sense, 1776

Tennessee Senate Approves "Family Life Instructions Bill"; Declares Holding Hands as a "Gateway Sexual Activity"


RacetotheStoneAge:

If you’re reading this, Tennessee gets +10 for the phrase “Family Life Instructions Bill" alone.

Schadenfreude
(google it)